程式罷工時,程式設計師常對測試人員的20種說詞

程式罷工時,程式設計師會對測試人員常說的20種話! 看到第一個時真的是笑出來了! 哈哈

用我破破的英文把他翻成中文.不過第五個怎麼看都覺得怪怪的.若有好心人要幫我修正.那就先謝過了。
20. "怎麼這麼奇怪勒.."
19. "以前都沒有遇過耶。"
18. "昨天明明是正常的。"
17. "怎麼會這樣子"
16. "這一定是硬體的問題。"
15. "你是如何操作讓程式出錯??"
14. "一定是你資料的問題。"
13. "我己經很久沒有修改相關程式了!"
12. "你的版本是舊的。"
11. "這只是偶發性。"
10. "我沒辦法測試每一個細節!"
9. "這個錯不是因為那個原因。"
8. "客戶從n年前就一直在用這個程式,但從未發現這個問題。"
7. "一定有人偷改了我的代碼。"
6. "你有先掃毒嗎?"
5."你怎麼知道他有問題?" (11/30依照同學-也是資訊公司的負責人:帥eric的建議.做修正)
4. "你無法使用那個版本在您的系統。"
3. "為什麼你要用這種操作方式呢?"
2. "當程式瘋掉時.你人在那?"
1. "在我的機器跑的好好的"

Under The Sun: Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

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20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. "It works on my machine"
Replies by Programmers to Testers when their software don't work.